Oh, this is so hard! I mean, you crazy multishipper you, what won't you write? (And if you won't write it, believe me, I wouldn't want to read it!) So I'm just going to give suggestions for things so weird you (hopefully) will never have thought of them.

1. A blow-by-blow account of any Gateverse episode written entirely in the style of Dr. Seuss.

2. Nathan Stark and Jack Carter painting each other's nails and gossiping.

3. Carson as a pediatrician in a galactic orphanage, trying to give vaccinations to Wraith, Replicator, and Goa'uld children.