"Wait, wait a sec, here." John and Cam both paused as Sam tilted her head and narrowed her eyes at John. "Does this mean you slept with McKay?"

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

I see that Sam has the same theory I always did back in my dating days - cooties exist, and if you have my sworn enemy's cooties on you, then I'll get them on me, and that is NOT OKAY. :-P