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raisintorte ([personal profile] raisintorte) wrote2007-07-11 11:26 am
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Fannish Dare!

It's time for another round truth or dare! Last time it was general, this time I'm going to limit it to fandom related dares.

We got fifteen CRAZY stories last time, and I think fun was had by all. (Actually, it's probably more than 15 - I think I missed a few that were posted at the end.)

General Rules:
- Anyone can participate! Any fandom, any pairing, any rating! Any medium of fannish works!
- Be nice. No fandom, pairing, character, or people bashing.

How to Play
- If you want people to participate leave a comment to this post! (if you want to include your fandoms in the comment, go for it, but you are under no obligation)
- Anyone can respond to your comment with a dare.
- You are under no obligation to complete any dare. However, the whole point of the game is to write crazy things and try and get other people to write them for you.
- You do not have to offer yourself up to be dared to dare others.

Responding
- Please respond directly to the dare comment. Label the comment subject line with fandom, pairing (or character), and rating for ease of reading.

Example:
Last time I dared [livejournal.com profile] wojelah to write Ten/Sheppard (DW/SGA) and she did!

Invite your friends - the more the merrier! There is no time limit on this, it will go on as long as people are still playing.

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 2/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] omglawdork.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Cadman thought about it for a minute. When the inevitable mental images started popping up, she prepared herself to be disgusted – it was McKay, after all, and even Colonel Sheppard couldn’t make up for that, right? – but found herself squirming for an entirely different reason. It was actually…hot?

“Lieutenant – ” Sheppard started, but Cadman shook her head. She knew where this was going.

“Sir, don’t worry about it. I don’t know anything.” She tapped his fingers in what she hoped was a reassuring way, only to find that they were intertwined with McKay’s, which led immediately to thoughts of other things intertwining. She squirmed again. God, she obviously needed to get laid, if this was setting her off.

McKay yanked on the ropes again. “Look, Cadman, I’m sure the idea of me having sex with anyone is completely anathema to you, but could you please stop pulling on the ropes? I have very sensitive skin.”

“That is not the problem here, McKay,” she ground out. Oh, Jesus Christ, she had to start thinking before she opened her mouth.

“Lieutenant?” Colonel Sheppard nudged her shoulder.

“Forget it, sir. It’s nothing.” Cadman closed her eyes and sat as still as she could. She just needed to forget that she knew anything and focus on keeping her mouth shut until someone got them out of here. She could do that. She felt Colonel Sheppard and McKay turn toward each other. She was alternating between berating herself and promising whoever was listening that she’d say as many Hail Marys and Our Fathers as it took to make it like this had never happened when she felt fingers, cold from the lack of circulation, grip her own.

“It’s not nothing, Cadman,” McKay murmured, turning his head toward her. “At least, it doesn’t have to be. Right, Sheppard?” She could feel McKay’s breath stirring the hairs on her neck, and since when had that become sexy?, she wondered, feeling herself flush all over.

Colonel Sheppard was saved from answering by guards stomping in and summarily throwing them out into the street where Teyla was waiting. After listening to McKay bitch about loss of function in his extremely valuable hands and not getting so much of a sideways glance from him or the colonel all the way back to the ‘jumper, she began to convince herself that she’d misread the whole thing. She wasn’t nearly as relieved by that as she should have been.

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] omglawdork.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
She spent the whole jumper ride avoiding looking at either of them, and convincing herself that she wasn’t disappointed. That was, right up until they walked out of the ‘jumper bay, when Colonel Sheppard leaned over and whispered, “He’s right, Lieutenant - it doesn’t have to be nothing.”

That night, as she lay, covered in sweat and breathing hard, tangled helplessly in those intertwined limbs she’d imagined earlier, she grinned and thought that they were right. Definitely not nothing.


OH MY GOD THAT TOTALLY ATE MY BRAIN
ext_7816: Smitty flying his doghouse into battle! (Cadman)

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] smittywing.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that was SERIOUSLY awesome. The quiet outing and the very careful Things Said and Rodney's very sensitive skin - all so fantastic!

And the end rocks. ;)

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] omglawdork.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks :) You know Cadman is totally my girl!crush. I LOVE HER.

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I LOVE YOU.

::loves::

You made a Jane Goodall reference. And thentheydunsextheend. YAY.

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] omglawdork.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, yay! I thought about writing something a little more...detailed at the end, but it was already THREE COMMENTS LONG, so I stopped myself. ;-)

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] ubiquitous-girl.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
That rocked. *g*

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] wojelah.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
As you know: SO MUCH LOVE. YAY YOU, writing again! (At last!!)

Re: Planet of the Monkeys, 3/3 (seriously)

[identity profile] oldgirltoo.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, LOVE IT! Seriously, best threesome ever!