What won't I write?

[raisintorte]

Snagged from smittywing:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return(and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

(I know I still have five things to write, but I'm curious to see what people think I won't write.)

smittywing - this is your chance! Go crazy!

Comments

[thekatebeyond.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is so hard! I mean, you crazy multishipper you, what won't you write? (And if you won't write it, believe me, I wouldn't want to read it!) So I'm just going to give suggestions for things so weird you (hopefully) will never have thought of them.

1. A blow-by-blow account of any Gateverse episode written entirely in the style of Dr. Seuss.

2. Nathan Stark and Jack Carter painting each other's nails and gossiping.

3. Carson as a pediatrician in a galactic orphanage, trying to give vaccinations to Wraith, Replicator, and Goa'uld children.

[raisintorte.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I like #2. :-)