What won't I write?

[raisintorte]

Snagged from smittywing:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return(and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

(I know I still have five things to write, but I'm curious to see what people think I won't write.)

smittywing - this is your chance! Go crazy!

Comments

[wojelah.livejournal.com]

1) Ianto/Gwen.

2) and 3): I am out of ideas.... :P

[smittywing.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. You know this isn't hard.

1) The NC-17 sequel to "No Courting Sweater Required"

2) The Ronon/Carson fisting fic.

3) The one where Bates makes McKay his sex slave by threatening him with a lemon.

*cough* Now I just have to go make up a few more IDs to sign up and think of more things. *whistles innocently*

[thekatebeyond.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is so hard! I mean, you crazy multishipper you, what won't you write? (And if you won't write it, believe me, I wouldn't want to read it!) So I'm just going to give suggestions for things so weird you (hopefully) will never have thought of them.

1. A blow-by-blow account of any Gateverse episode written entirely in the style of Dr. Seuss.

2. Nathan Stark and Jack Carter painting each other's nails and gossiping.

3. Carson as a pediatrician in a galactic orphanage, trying to give vaccinations to Wraith, Replicator, and Goa'uld children.

[lilac-way.livejournal.com]

oooh! Fun!

1.) The one where Bates is Kolya's sex slave.

2.) The one where Bates is kidnapped by Charla and Mirna and made THEIR sex slave.

3.) The one where Carson speaks only in Scottish dialect so no one can understand him. He inadverdently becomes John and Rodney's sex slave due to the language barrier and agrees to bear their children.