posted by [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com at 04:05am on 05/05/2007
"You know you don't need to use the lemon to get laid. I'd sleep with you without the lemon hanging over our heads. I mean it's kinda risky having that lemon up there. What if it falls? What if if on the way down it bumps an edge and some juice squirts up in my eye? And then I die. And then you don't get sex anymore. So really, the lemon isn't necessary." Rodney laid back on Bates bed staring at the lemon that was dangling from a piece of rope over the bed.

Bates ignored him and kept doing whatever he was doing over in the corner that Rodney was sure was going to end with him aching in places he didn't even know it was possible to ache.

Rodney wasn't really sure how he got himself into this situation. One minute he's talking to Bates about power and marines and the next thing he knows he's in Bates' bed and there was a lemon hanging over hid head.

Bates really was a kinky bastard. He liked tormenting Rodney with the lemon during sex. Rodney would stop doing this, but Bates was a hot kinky bastard. And sex was sex.

So that's how he found himself, once again in Bates bed. Once again with a lemon hanging over his head. Once again about to have the best sex of his life.
 
posted by [identity profile] wojelah.livejournal.com at 04:07am on 05/05/2007
*dies*
 
posted by [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com at 02:26am on 06/05/2007
I'm a bit dead too.
ext_7816: Smitty flying his doghouse into battle! (Brains)
posted by [identity profile] smittywing.livejournal.com at 12:04am on 06/05/2007
DUDE. Not only did you SUSPEND THE LEMON but you also made Rodney LIKE IT. I feel so dirty now. :D
 
posted by [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com at 02:25am on 06/05/2007
I KNOW. This is all of your fault. I wrote kinky Bates/McKay. REALLY.
 
posted by [identity profile] omglawdork.livejournal.com at 04:09am on 07/05/2007
I love you for this. I can't believe you actually did any of them. *dies*
 
posted by [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com at 08:22pm on 09/05/2007
I know! [livejournal.com profile] smittywing is persuasive.

Thanks!
ratcreature: RatCreature as Rodney recoiling from a Lemon: Gaah! (rodney)
posted by [personal profile] ratcreature at 11:44am on 09/05/2007
ROTFLOL
 
posted by [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com at 08:22pm on 09/05/2007
Thanks!
aurora: (SGA JohnRodney Walk&Talk)
posted by [personal profile] aurora at 08:00pm on 09/05/2007
Ahahahaa! Rodney/Bates forever!
 
posted by [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com at 08:21pm on 09/05/2007
I know! I didn't actually expect to like it.

Thanks!
 
posted by [identity profile] ladyvyola.livejournal.com at 07:44pm on 10/05/2007
I have a "cookies for you!" icon that I often use when I like a fic. But in this case, I think I'll go with the one keyworded tart. *g*
 
posted by [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com at 03:17pm on 11/05/2007
That is a perfect icon! Thank you! :-)

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