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raisintorte ([personal profile] raisintorte) wrote2007-05-04 03:03 pm
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What won't I write?

Snagged from [livejournal.com profile] smittywing:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return(and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

(I know I still have five things to write, but I'm curious to see what people think I won't write.)

[livejournal.com profile] smittywing - this is your chance! Go crazy!

[identity profile] lilac-way.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh! Fun!

1.) The one where Bates is Kolya's sex slave.

2.) The one where Bates is kidnapped by Charla and Mirna and made THEIR sex slave.

3.) The one where Carson speaks only in Scottish dialect so no one can understand him. He inadverdently becomes John and Rodney's sex slave due to the language barrier and agrees to bear their children.

[identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com 2007-05-05 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man #2 scares the CRAP out me! Mirna would be so mean to him!

#3 would be fantastic. SO FANTASTIC.